Museum and Gift shop

Artefacts from previous civilizations on Guyland have been tastefully displayed in a small museum/implement shed affectionately known as the long drop, which may be accessed for a small fee. It is emphasized that  the exhibits are for display purposes only, and were last put to practical use at the end of the 20th century by my very own mother.

The longdrop houses an eclectic collection of  artefacts from previous Guyland civilizations-most of them beer and liquor bottles-all of them perfectly preserved. The collection is presided over by the not so preserved mounted deer head which it is said was shot by uncle Johnny.